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Spice Up HTML Emails with PowerShell – Part III

Spice Up HTML Emails with PowerShell – Part III

So far in this series we've fumbled our way around the kitchen and tried to wing it when sending HTML emails with PowerShell. It was clunky to say the least. We then went through our spice rack and built an HTML template, highlighting the nuances of each spicy element...

Spice up HTML Emails with PowerShell – Part II

Spice up HTML Emails with PowerShell – Part II

In Part I of our scrumptious concoction we put our script into the oven to let it bake. But we forgot to add our secret sauce that's sure to leave our recipients drooling, which is clearly our goal. In this post we'll continue to spice up HTML emails with PowerShell...

Spice Up HTML Emails with PowerShell – Part I

Spice Up HTML Emails with PowerShell – Part I

I live in the South, specifically in God's country AKA TEXAS BABAY! There's plenty of amazing things about Texas and definitely some reasons to loathe being from Houston, but it's hard to knock our food. I mean, is there really even a debate between Whataburger vs...

The Imposter Syndrome Advantage

The Imposter Syndrome Advantage

I recently heard somebody say something along the lines of (you already know I'm going to butcher it): God is most pleased with us when we're taking risks. While I'm not certain it can validated biblically one way or the other, the idea is that we shouldn't live our...

Disable O365 Apps in License (PowerShell)

Disable O365 Apps in License (PowerShell)

If it's free, it's better. This is basically my mantra for life and a really easy one to follow at that. You can apply it to all sorts of things: ice cream, candy, food. Okay, maybe just free food tastes better when you know you didn't have to pay for it. Especially...

Font Installer Script (PowerShell)

Font Installer Script (PowerShell)

Things have smells. I know, this is a revolutionary idea and you may need to stop right here and take a breather while you process this massive revelation. Things that are brand new have a particular smell that vanishes shortly after hitting your nostrils. It's...

Exchange – Get All Mailbox Folder Permissions

Exchange – Get All Mailbox Folder Permissions

As an IT professional—or as my daughter would call it: doing computer nerd things with your friends—we're into some weird stuff. And by weird, you know I mean amazing and super neato. There's something about the smell of a freshly created file share that just can't be...

PowerShell String Theory – Part II

PowerShell String Theory – Part II

In the first strand of our series on strings we covered the basics. Now that you're feeling comfortable, let's enter the Twilight Zone and pass through a black hole and get sucked into the Upside Down. In Part 2, we're going to look at some of the other cool ways we...

PowerShell String Theory – Part I

PowerShell String Theory – Part I

I've been called many things throughout my life. My name is Todd. I also happen to be less than 7 feet tall so some might even call that short. I've been called names like Odd Todd, Tater Todd, Toddo Baggins, and some other unmentionables. What I haven't been called...

Let’s Get Creative

It’s not all spreadsheets and unread EULA’s for me, I also dabble on the creative side and engage the right side of my brain from time to time. Completely amateur graphic artist, photographer, videographer, author, musician, and chef in no particular order. Some have said my work brought them to tears…although, come to think of it, they didn’t elaborate on why they were crying or any preexisting conditions they might have had. Clearly, that’s irrelevant.