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Index Scripts for Windows Search
So you just finished writing some code and you go to save your file. You summarize all of the important aspects this section of code contains into a nice, easy-to-read file name that your future self will immediately recognize. Fast forward to the future where you...
Array vs ArrayList (PowerShell)
For some tasks in life, being precise is a necessity. But most of us get away with rounding, paraphrasing, and hitting in the general vicinity most of the time. Depending on your personality, you may be one who strives for perfection and strains on every miniscule...
Spice Up HTML Emails with PowerShell – Part III
So far in this series we've fumbled our way around the kitchen and tried to wing it when sending HTML emails with PowerShell. It was clunky to say the least. We then went through our spice rack and built an HTML template, highlighting the nuances of each spicy element...
Spice up HTML Emails with PowerShell – Part II
In Part I of our scrumptious concoction we put our script into the oven to let it bake. But we forgot to add our secret sauce that's sure to leave our recipients drooling, which is clearly our goal. In this post we'll continue to spice up HTML emails with PowerShell...
Spice Up HTML Emails with PowerShell – Part I
I live in the South, specifically in God's country AKA TEXAS BABAY! There's plenty of amazing things about Texas and definitely some reasons to loathe being from Houston, but it's hard to knock our food. I mean, is there really even a debate between Whataburger vs...
Let’s Get Creative
It’s not all spreadsheets and unread EULA’s for me, I also dabble on the creative side and engage the right side of my brain from time to time. Completely amateur graphic artist, photographer, videographer, author, musician, and chef in no particular order. Some have said my work brought them to tears…although, come to think of it, they didn’t elaborate on why they were crying or any preexisting conditions they might have had. Clearly, that’s irrelevant.