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Array vs ArrayList (PowerShell)

Array vs ArrayList (PowerShell)

For some tasks in life, being precise is a necessity. But most of us get away with rounding, paraphrasing, and hitting in the general vicinity most of the time. Depending on your personality, you may be one who strives for perfection and strains on every miniscule...

Spice Up HTML Emails with PowerShell – Part III

Spice Up HTML Emails with PowerShell – Part III

So far in this series we've fumbled our way around the kitchen and tried to wing it when sending HTML emails with PowerShell. It was clunky to say the least. We then went through our spice rack and built an HTML template, highlighting the nuances of each spicy element...

Spice up HTML Emails with PowerShell – Part II

Spice up HTML Emails with PowerShell – Part II

In Part I of our scrumptious concoction we put our script into the oven to let it bake. But we forgot to add our secret sauce that's sure to leave our recipients drooling, which is clearly our goal. In this post we'll continue to spice up HTML emails with PowerShell...

Spice Up HTML Emails with PowerShell – Part I

Spice Up HTML Emails with PowerShell – Part I

I live in the South, specifically in God's country AKA TEXAS BABAY! There's plenty of amazing things about Texas and definitely some reasons to loathe being from Houston, but it's hard to knock our food. I mean, is there really even a debate between Whataburger vs...

The Imposter Syndrome Advantage

The Imposter Syndrome Advantage

I recently heard somebody say something along the lines of (you already know I'm going to butcher it): God is most pleased with us when we're taking risks. While I'm not certain it can validated biblically one way or the other, the idea is that we shouldn't live our...

Let’s Get Creative

It’s not all spreadsheets and unread EULA’s for me, I also dabble on the creative side and engage the right side of my brain from time to time. Completely amateur graphic artist, photographer, videographer, author, musician, and chef in no particular order. Some have said my work brought them to tears…although, come to think of it, they didn’t elaborate on why they were crying or any preexisting conditions they might have had. Clearly, that’s irrelevant.